Emergency Procedures

In case of emergency don’t panic, don’t run, don’t walk, don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t smile, don’t wear sunglasses, do not wear punk rock t-shirts, don’t use the internet, don’t listen to the radio, don’t talk, don’t blink, don’t eat japanese food, don’t use drugs, don’t be stupid, don’t pretend to be something you are not, don’t speak my name, don’t pay attention to the terrible noise, don’t fall apart, remove your piercings, and your tatoos (if possible), don’t breathe, keep your voice down, don’t listen to music, fasten your seat belt, follow the emergency procedures and...enjoy (if possible).